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Tg War Rap Battle: Jay Arthur Skye vs Silver Shot

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It's Time for a Tg War Rap Battle!
Today's match is:
The Medic and Marksman, Jay Arthur Skye!
vs.
The Merc that Never Misses, Silver Shot!
Begin!

SS: Howdy Partner, You better be ready to draw!
It's the wannabe soldier against the legendary outlaw.
You might be a decent shot, but that all goes to waste,
When you realize your backstory was hitting copy and paste!
You stole your curse from Ramna, Got those skills like Dead shot
Is anything about you original? I bet not!
While Imma gun-slingin', sharp-shootin', ass-kickin' mercenary
Fly away in your bro's plane before things get scary
My name might be Silver, but my rhymes are golden
The best skills are like poker, 'cause this Texan holds'em
Do you remember how Gem lasered you to kingdom come?
Ever think about lookin' up? Or are you just too dumb?
You're probably gonna fight back and I don't know why
But Imma make you fly, when I kick Jay Skye high!
Run along home boy, you can't take on the best
Or watch me put a bullet in that 'Shoot Me" X on your chest

Jay: Stand down, Cowboy. Your actions are too hasty
For a man from the country you sure do look pasty
You call me the copy cat? Now that's just insane
To hear that from guy who stole the Living Weapon's name
You look like Erron Black mixed with Red Dead: Redemption
Ripped off Engi's guitar and Demo's depth perception
I could diss you for hours pointing out things like that
But I'm too distracted by the alcohol-fueled words you spat
Sure, call me a rip-off! You forgot one thing.
a Hidden Blade straight from Assassin's Creed I'll use to give you a sting
Call me a wannabe soldier? Now that's more than insulting
But the idea of you thinking that you're better than me is revolting.

SS: Now this is just priceless, the boy's trying to fight back 
Against me? Partner, I'll bust you like a 22 in Black Jack
I've seen how you fight, between us there's no comparison 
Wolf boy zapped you when he tripped, now THAT'S just embarrassing 
You gotta thing for centaurs? Well, prepare for a stampede! 
When I whistle and hop the back of my own Noble Steed
Didn't expect you to be that crappy, I won without a hitch
Used to see you as my rival, now I see you as a bitch

Jay: Your ignorance is obvious. I see you lack discipline
The minute that I defeat you is when my latest mission ends
This reckless Texan better learn to behave!

SS: Umm, Partner?

Jay: What?

SS: Watch out for that tidal wave!

(A huge wave comes in, soaking Jay. Now, Jay is Jasmine.)

Jaz: You think this changes anything? Now I know you have no intellect.
Whether if I'm Jay or Jasmine, I'm the very best, as you'd expect.
That centaur thing? It was totally voluntary!
While your run in with Mason ended with much more hilarity!
Speaking of getting zapped, I know for a fact, you aren't usually around
Must be halfway through a bottle in some old ghost town
I can outshoot you with my own revolver I bet
Oh, here's a cool idea! How about some Russian Roulette?
Only now I know a 'gentleman' that looks so damn drunk.
If you're going to test my patience, you're not that smart, punk?
Sorry, just not into guys. I'll just let that out.
Maybe when I turn you into a chick we'll have a chance to hang out~

Here's  another one! This one wasn't written by me alone. :iconjayronzski: wanted to help write this one and it came out pretty good! Thanks to :iconjayronzski: for letting me put Jay up against Silver Shot. Who is the best rapping gunman in this war? YOU DECIDE!
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Lildawg32301's avatar
Where dd the todal wave come from?  That felt random! XD