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Tg War Rap Battle: Lin vs Jake

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It's time for a TG War Rap Battle!
Today's match: The Sultan of the Smartphone, Prince Lin!
Vs
The Author with an Attitude, Jake Stormer!
Begin!

Lin: Prepare for the Prince, Soon-to-be Princess!
When it comes to this war, you know I'm the best
Pull out my smartphone, take a couple little pics
Try to beat me bitch? You'll get turned into a chick!
My charm makes girls swoon over by the masses
And I'm not afraid to crush this little punk in glasses
A ceasefire can't save you from this confrontation
On that note, Smile for this Historical Occasion!

Jake: Here comes a brainstorm! Haven't you been informed?
You should run now. You won't? Well, You've been warned
I'll take down a prince, who keeps running his lip off
There won't be much left of the Prince of Persia rip off
You sure got the jump of that magician. Wowie!
Just to get zapped and spend 4 hours reading yaoi?
Taking on this badass author? Insane!
Now it's time to end this Prince in Purple's Reign

Lin: I was intimidated, but then I asked myself. Why?
Would I be scared of the guy that Reena terrifies?
You should feel honored getting zapped by me
It’s not everyday you get to meet royalty!
You’re in a writing society? Well aren’t you cool?
You’re a fool, who should’ve stayed at his private school
I’ve had it with you, Time for this to end
Why don’t I come over there, and break your pen

Jake: I stopped listening after you said “Why”
You can’t fight back if your phone’s battery dies
I’m known for being vulgar, Saying Shit, Bitch, Fuck
But I don’t need to cuss, to prove that you suck!
Bring out my pen and paper, Write away your male anatomy
I’ll even buy you a dress, then head back to the academy
Well, this has been fun, leaving you in disaster
I’m gone! Now that I’ve closed the book on this chapter
In all honesty, this has no reason to exist. But as Jake would probably say.....Fuck it. Since the war is on a ceasefire, I decided I would make this a little thing to keep people interested until June. Thanks to TheMaskofaFox for letting me use his character and let me know if you want to see more. Or tell me it sucks, I don't mind. If you want, suggest some other Tg War OCs to rap each other. I'm gone for now, guys!
Seeya!
-Joenomrc
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WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS!? This needs to be a thing! Especially with the artists! I'd do it but I'm not drawing till I get art software (I got a graphic tablet for b-day)

Also: Would I be scared of the guy that Reena terrifies? 10/10 Savage AF